Everything except the leggings were thrifted from the Value Center.

I wore this outfit last Friday to hang out with an old friend. It was actually cool enough to wear my favorite leather jacket I thrifted more than two years ago. It was on sale for $2, so I win.

OK, so about the leggings. While out on the town, I got some weird looks, to say the least; mostly from old fogies though. I got a few compliments from the young folk (cue PB&J whistling). I mean, I know I sometimes wear crazy shit and bright-ass colors, but I don’t care either way.

Originally I had small holes on the front of the leggings, but I didn’t think they looked right and so I just cut out an entire trapezoid. I like how from afar, they give the illusion of me wearing shorts and thigh highs. But I also think I look like a football player with those thigh pads underneath the shorts. Do you know what I’m talking about?

Anyhow, I enjoy showcasing what many people have told me is my best feature (is that a back-handed compliment or what? what about the rest of me?), so these leggings are perfect. And if I do say so myself, my legs and thighs are lookin’ hella fuh-ine. Great, “You Make Me Nervous” by Gravy Train is stuck in my head now:

“She doesn’t have the titties, she doesn’t have the ass, she doesn’t have the thick-ass Mexican thighs that I posess!”